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GRP | 05-02-2009 01:10 PM
My summer plans.... After years of nagging by my girlfriend to go on a cruise, I finally got around to checking opportunities (what with the economy and all) and I�ve struck gold! I found a package that really caught my eye - a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in theSudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost is a bit high at $800 per person (double occupancy), but what I found encouraging and enlightening is that the cruise is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don�t have weapons, no problem, you can rent them right on the boat. They claim to have a master blacksmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4 to 8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package. -$800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing) -M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at 15.95 -Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 Com block ball ammo at 14.95 -Barrett M-107 .50 Cal sniper rifle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 Cal armor piercing at 9.95 -Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting scope included). -And for those not faint of heart, they even offer RPG's at 75 bucks for 3 standard loads. Now that�s reasonable! "Everyone gets use of freecomplimentary night vision equipment,and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm - 6am." Most cruises offer a mini-bar... but these entrepreneurs offer......... get this.... "MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire" Well, as you can imagine, I called and told them to sign my girlfriend's and my ass up! They advertise group rates and corporate discounts..... and even claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY", though the girls are unfortunately unavailable the week that we�re targeting (no pun intended). They even offer a partial money back guarantee if not satisfied....here�s some text from the ad. "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before May 10th and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice." As if all that isn�t enough to whet your appetite, there were a few testimonials "I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again! I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!"----Lars , Hamburg Germany "Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 year old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0 -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English". Ned,Salt Lake city , Utah USA "I haven�t had this much fun since flying choppers in Nam . Don�t worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim-- reminds me of the drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" --"chopper' Dan ----Toledo USA. "Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot!! This is a must do.--- Zeke- Minnahaw Springs Kentucky USA Finally, someone had the common sense to cash in AND solve a major problem. These folks deserve a medal! Well, there it is...screw the driving range, I�m heading to the target range to ensure that I get maximum advantage on this cruise. GRP

R U Insured | 05-02-2009 01:57 PM
Re: My summer plans.... Thanx I sure did need that :111: This would in fact easily solve the problem:ok:

gangsta99 | 05-02-2009 07:10 PM
Re: My summer plans.... Repost....... http://goldismoney.info/forums/showthread.php?t=370928

GRP | 05-02-2009 08:16 PM
Re: My summer plans.... Well, OK,,, no big deal, just thought it was on the spot!

____hoot____ | 05-03-2009 10:43 PM
Re: My summer plans.... Yep a few "Q" ships would solve that problem in a hurry

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