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mtnman | 04-15-2009 12:17 AM
BAK 47 Mmmm Mmmm Goood! Do I shoot it or eat it???? http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous....3/ba-k-47.html

reviver | 04-15-2009 12:48 AM
Re: BAK 47 Mmmm Mmmm Goood! Bacon Tree There are two guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a small tree off in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts. And the smell... oh, the glorious smell!" "Look Pepe," says the first man. "It's a bacon tree!" "You're right!" says Pepe, "We're saved!" Pepe doesn't wait another second. He runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But just as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! What on earth happened?" And with his dying breath Pepe calls back: "Ugh, run, run!! It's not a Bacon Tree after all..." "...its a ham bush!" Obama Last Tuesday, as Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir." Obama replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir.."

90%RealMoney | 04-15-2009 12:49 AM
Re: BAK 47 Mmmm Mmmm Goood! Don't have to worry about any Raghead terrorists picking that gun up!

90%RealMoney | 04-15-2009 12:52 AM
Re: BAK 47 Mmmm Mmmm Goood! Okay, the Head Greenskeeper at the Whitehouse got fired from his job. When asked why he got fired, he said "I don't know, all I did was ask anyone if they had seen the spade and the hoe!"

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