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randymatt | 04-09-2007 02:21 PM
Running out of room for preps! Anyone else having storage issues with preps? They are taking over here, my storage shed is pretty much rammed with fuel and hardware plus it gets way too hot in the summer to store canned goods and such there. So every spare closet and corner of the house has preps. Once again, just like at Christmas, I spent most of Saturday hiding them in anticipation of our Easter visitors. Some would not understand having this much 'extra' food and water around,,, plus I don't want to advertise.

Kahlil Gibran | 04-09-2007 02:33 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! Crawl space under the house is usually cool and good for storage. Food must be kept cool or the shelf life is shortened.

Tn...Andy | 04-09-2007 03:27 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! I'm thinking seriously about building an underground wharehouse.

demosfen | 04-09-2007 03:36 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! Quote:
Originally Posted by Tn...Andy (Post 566511) I'm thinking seriously about building an underground wharehouse.
Is it a combination of warehouse and whorehouse?

BeefJerky | 04-09-2007 03:38 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! Quote:
Originally Posted by Tn...Andy (Post 566511) I'm thinking seriously about building an underground wharehouse.
I think the above needs to be added to the list below.:aetsch: :aetsch: YOU MIGHT BE A SURVIVALIST IF>>>>>>>>>>>>> - You can't put your groceries in the trunk of the car because its already jammed full with emergency kits, first aid supplies, and fully-stocked BOBs. - You have emergency rations for your pets, and view your pets as potential emergency rations. - You know the news three days before it hits the mass media. - You have back-up plans for your back-up plans. - You're convinced you've been exposed to so many chem-trails, you consider it a form of birth control. - You've ever repressed the urge to bleat "BAAAAAAAAAA" as your neighbor earnestly asks, "What war? Where?" *- You've ever bought antibiotics for human use through a vet, or grains for human consumption through a feed store. - You've got more than one grain mill. - You've ever wondered how you might filter the used water from your washing machine to make it fit for human consumption. *- You have a kerosene lamp in every room *- Your living room coffee table is actually a board with pretty cloth over it to disguise your food storage underneath. - Your box springs are Rubber Maid containers filled with rice and beans. *- You save dryer lint to make fire starters. - Your most commonly-used fuel additive is 'Stabil', instead of 'Gumout'. *- You automatically choose the heavy duty flatbed cart upon entering Sam's or Costco. - If you know the shelf life of tuna fish, but don't know how long you've had an open jar of mayo in the frig. - Your basement walls are insulated with crates of toilet paper, from floor to ceiling, all the way around. *- While other people are saving money for new furniture, or vacations, you are desperately saving to get solar panels put on your house. - You were excited beyond all reason when they came out with cheddar cheese in a can. *- You've ever served MREs at a dinner party. - You can engage in a spirited debate on chemical vs. sawdust toilets for hours on end. *- You've ever considered digging an escape tunnel from your basement to the nearest stand of trees. - You know how to use a vacuum cleaner in reverse to filter air in your designated bio-chem attack safe room. *- You've ever considered buying an above-ground pool for water storage purposes. - You know what things like 'TSHTF', 'BOB' and 'TEOTWAWKI' mean. - You have different grades of BOB's. *- You know the names, family histories, locations, and degree of readiness of over a thousand fellow doomers on the net.... but you've never met your neighbors. *- The best radio in the house is a wind-up. *- You have better items in storage than you use every day. *- When the SHTF, you would eat better than you eat now. *- Your significant other gave you a sleeping bag rated at -15 degrees for Christmas.... and you were moved beyond words. - You've sewn a secret mini-BOBs into the bottom of your children's school backpacks. - Local food pantries have come to depend on donations from your larder when you rotate stock in the spring and fall. - You're still using up your Y2K supplies. *- You have enough army surplus equipment to open a store. *- The local army surplus store owner knows you by your first name. *- You fill up when your gas tank is 3/4 full. - You call Rubber Maid for wholesale prices. *- You have several cases of baby wipes and your kids are all grown. - Bert from 'Tremors' is your favorite movie character. *- You carry a pocket survival kit, a sturdy folding knife, a SureFire flashlight and a small concealed handgun on you to church every Sunday. - You start panicking when you are down to 50 rolls of toilet paper. *- You keep a small notebook to write down any edible plants you happen to see along the road. *- You shop yard sales, store sales, and markdown racks for barter goods for ATSHTF. - You own a hand-operated clothes washer and a non-electric carpet sweeper. *- You have at least two of every size of Dutch oven , and 20 bags of charcoal, although you have a gas grill. *- You have rain barrels at each corner of your house, although you have a city water hookup, and a Big Berkey to purify the water. - You have sapphire lights, survival whistle, and a Swiss Army knife on every family member's keychain. - The people in line at Costco's ask you if you run a store or restaraunt. - You require a shovel to rotate all your preps properly. *- You no longer go the the doctor's because you can either fix it yourself, make it at home, or know and understand the physicians desk reference better than he does, and can get the goods at the vets or pet store for MUCH less moolah anyway. *- You know that a 'GPS' has nothing to do with the economy. - You track your preps on a computer spreadsheet for easy reordering, but have hardcopies in a 3-ring binder 'just in case'. - You've thought about where the hordes can be stopped before entering town. - You start evaluating people according to 'skill sets'. - You view the nearest conservation area as a potential grocery store if TSHTF. *- You know all the ways out the building where you work. - You have enough pasta stockpiled in your basement to carbo-load all the runners in the New York marathon. *- You know that you have 36 gallons of extra drinking water in the hot water tank and your 2 toilet tanks. *- You know which bugs are edible. *- You have a handpump on your well. - You have #10 cans of 'stuff' that the labels fell off of, but you won't throw it out or open it because it 'may be needed later', even though you haven't a clue as to the contents. *- You know where the best defensive positions and lines of fire are on your property. - You've made a range card for your neighborhood. *- Your toenail clipper is a K-BAR. *- The Ranger Handbook is your favorite 'self help' book. *- You've numbered the deer romping in the yard by their order of consumption. - You must move 50 cases of food for the plumber to get to that leaky pipe, but you have your own hand truck in the basement to do it. *- You own more pairs of hiking boots than casual and dress shoes combined. *- You have more 55gal blue water drums than family members. - Your UPS system has more than 6 Deep cycle batteries. - You have a backup generator for your backup generator, which is a backup for your solar system. *- You go to McDonalds and ask for one order of fries with 25 packs of ketchup and mustard. - You have ever given SPAM as a serious gift. *- You've had your eye out for a good deal for a stainless steel handgun to conceal in the bottom of the magazine rack next to the toliet. *- You are single male over 40, but you still have an emergency childbirth kit, just in case you have to deal with that possibility. - You have two water heaters installed in your basement, but one is a dummy that's been converted to hideaway safe. - You've made bugout cargo packs for your dogs. *- You have a walking stick with all sorts of gadgets hidden inside. - Your koi pond is stocked with catfish. - As a stand-in scoutmaster, you taught your son's troop to set mantraps and punji pits, and haven't been asked to stand in since. - You're on your fifth vaccum sealer, but you keep at least one of the worn out ones because you can still seal up plastic bags with it. - You haven't bought dried fruit in years, but you buy fresh bananas, apples, peaches and pears by the case and have three dehydrators. *- Your UPS man hates you because of all the cases of ammo he's had to lug from his truck to your front door. - You have duplicates of all your electronics gear, solar panels and generator parts in your EMP-shielded fallout shelter. *- You have set aside space for your live chickens in the fallout shelter. - When the power goes out in your neighborhood, all the neighbor's kids come over to your place to watch TV on generator power. *- You must open the door to your pantry very carefully for fear of a canned goods avalanche. *- You have a 'Volcano', you know you can cook anything, and you cast evil glances at your neighbor's annoying, yappy poodle, muttering "your day will come, hotdog" under your breath. - You've learned to knap flint, make twine from plant fibers for snares and use an atl-atl, because you fear that all of your preps and hard work will be confiscated by FEMA troops or destroyed by earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear blasts, ravening hordes of feral sheeple orreptiloids from 'Planet X' ATSHTF.

AMforPM | 04-09-2007 04:31 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote:
Your box springs are Rubber Maid containers filled with rice and beans.
I qualify on WAY too many. Today I'm going back and forth from the misery of tax preperation to breaks on GIM, and I needed the laugh. I have recently been planning a root cellar for cool out of the way and concealed storage since preps filled a whole room and since we do not use central climate control, that room gets too warm. I do not know whether I have gone overboard or not, either. Since the wife likes preps too, I have no countering voice. I guess if times get really tough I will wish I had even more and if not I will try not to let things go to waste. We did get mostly foods we like anyway. But it has added up. Though I did not think anything would hit the fan in y2k, I thought putting something by was just good general practice that humans have done for most of the milennia when and where we could. And it seems strange and foolish to put too much trust in the roads always being passable and the stores always fully stocked. Something as localized as a tornado, or as generalized as a big snowstorm can interfere with that long enough to make life very uncomfortable for the just in time shoppers. And the weather is getting wilder. Even if by good fortune and good efforts nothing worse happens.

TLM | 04-09-2007 04:49 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! "- You've made a range card for your neighborhood. " Hmmm. I haven't done that one yet :s1: Why do I not know what "BOB" means? Any help on this one? Peace TLM

randymatt | 04-09-2007 04:50 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! Quote:
Originally Posted by TLM (Post 566562) "- You've made a range card for your neighborhood. " Hmmm. I haven't done that one yet :s1: Why do I not know what "BOB" means? Any help on this one? Peace TLM
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lynnda | 04-09-2007 07:41 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! yes, yes and yes......saw myself in that long long list. ;) My husband is not a survivalist. Imagine his surprise one day, when I finally ran out of room and had to confess. Out came 100's of lbs of flour, beans rice and on and on. It was in the spare room, closets, under beds. He didn't know if he should laugh or kill me. But he took it to the barn, put it in barrels and put some kind of something he got from a fire extinguisher friend and sealed them up. Hopefully they will hold up.

Wyldwil | 04-09-2007 11:14 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! Quote:
YOU MIGHT BE A SURVIVALIST IF>>>>>>>>>>>>>
is frickin' hilarious!!!!!! Printed it out, thanks for that! ....and welcome Lynnda! Welcome to GIM.

Maddie | 04-10-2007 08:28 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! Years ago, when my husband and I were newly together and house shopping, I told him we absolutely, positively, had to have a basement and that I wouldn't settle for a house without one. It was years before he figured out why, and by then the preps had taken over. He helps me from time to time, but he thinks we're crazy for prepping. Oddly, he's taken a stand on toilet paper, and while he leaves the rest of the preps alone, he can't stand that I have extra rolls of toilet paper stashed in the basement. He sneaks them upstairs. I sneak them back downstairs. :laugh_m:

Goldhedge | 04-10-2007 08:35 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! Quote:
Originally Posted by Maddie (Post 567976) Years ago, when my husband and I were newly together and house shopping, I told him we absolutely, positively, had to have a basement and that I wouldn't settle for a house without one. It was years before he figured out why, and by then the preps had taken over. He helps me from time to time, but he thinks we're crazy for prepping. Oddly, he's taken a stand on toilet paper, and while he leaves the rest of the preps alone, he can't stand that I have extra rolls of toilet paper stashed in the basement. He sneaks them upstairs. I sneak them back downstairs. :laugh_m:
Welcome to GIM! I just want to point out the obvious here...when the S. hits the fan, he'll be real appreciative you sneaked them back down....

Maddie | 04-11-2007 06:02 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldhedge (Post 567982) Welcome to GIM! I just want to point out the obvious here...when the S. hits the fan, he'll be real appreciative you sneaked them back down....
Maybe...I haven't decided yet if I'm gonna share my toilet paper stash with people who keep raiding it. :D

TLM | 04-12-2007 02:04 PM
Re: Running out of room for preps! Quote:
Originally Posted by Maddie (Post 569170) Maybe...I haven't decided yet if I'm gonna share my toilet paper stash with people who keep raiding it. :D
Tell him the stash of leaves is out in the back yard!!

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