Gold & Silver Forum (http://goldismoney.info/forums/index.php)
- Survival Prep (http://goldismoney.info/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=141)
- - QWAK,R U ready for the "PUREANA DIET"? WOOF WOOF! (http://goldismoney.info/forums/showthread.php?t=55943)

GOLD DUCK | 08-17-2006 08:16 PM
QWAK,R U ready for the "PUREANA DIET"? WOOF WOOF! QWAK,I have two dogs and was buying a large bag of Purina at Target, waiting in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,:puke: although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an Intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.:stickyman I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way Thatit works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it one more time.:puke: I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.:chat: Horrified,:eek: she asked if I'd been poisoned to end up in the hospital. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.:redface: :evil: I thought the tall guy was going to have to have help as he staggered to the door in hysterics.:applause_ :clap2: :coolbeer: HE HE HE :rofl: :haha: :tongue: :banana: :banana: the DUCK

thorgrim | 08-18-2006 03:40 AM
Re: QWAK,R U ready for the "PUREANA DIET"? WOOF WOOF! Dude you just made my day, thanks.

GOLD DUCK | 08-18-2006 05:37 PM
Re: QWAK,R U ready for the "PUREANA DIET"? WOOF WOOF! Quote:
Originally Posted by thorgrim (Post 335039) Dude you just made my day, thanks.
QWAK,thorgrim,I understand that SOME TIMES it HELPS to join a GROUP for MORAL SUPORT!:albertein http://thissiterocks.com/pics/p649.jpg :banana: :haha: :banana: :haha: :banana: :haha: HE HE HE the DUCK

GOLD DUCK | 08-18-2006 09:57 PM
Re: QWAK,R U ready for the "PUREANA DIET"? WOOF WOOF! Quote:
Originally Posted by Elijah (Post 335713) Gold Duck, :signs8: It's probably your devilish good looks and the lady was trying to give you her best pickup line. :aetsch: Had to wipe the computer screen off on that one. :clap2:
QWAK,Elijah, HUMmmmmmmm You could be RIGHT! :coolbeer: :getdown: :banana: :banana: the DUCK

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:19 AM. |

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright = None use it and Link to GIM