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R MacDonald | 05-24-2006 06:41 PM
The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Okay, you're in the woods and you just took a real messy dump... There is no teepee... What do you do? :banghead:

Halophyte | 05-24-2006 06:46 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread I would never defecate in my teepee.

Bossman | 05-24-2006 10:02 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Use the local flora to clean up. As you mentioned woods there should be plenty. A little rough, but it'll do the job. If you're in the desert, that's another matter. Oh, you mentioned teepee. Heck, if the woods are thick enough nobody will see you.

Earth&Man | 05-24-2006 10:02 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread lol, you could always try the dog trick of rubbing your butt on the ground ;)

melbo | 05-24-2006 10:09 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread My dog is a scoochin' fool

softserve320 | 05-25-2006 12:05 AM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Always keep a couple bucks in your pocket..... :wink:

thorgrim | 05-25-2006 03:57 AM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Quote:
Originally posted by softserve320 Always keep a couple bucks in your pocket..... :wink:
Yup. Pretty soon fiat will be so worthless it won't be worth wiping your ass with.

thorgrim | 05-25-2006 04:00 AM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread As for the teepee question it would depend on the time of year. I have actually used snow before..... can you say pucker power. Also big leaves but they got to be fresh.

stranger | 05-25-2006 11:18 AM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Cutting a strip off your boxer shorts works well if you are in a bind.

TheKingsSon | 05-25-2006 11:33 AM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Indian who drink too much tea before bedtime, wake up in his own teepee :rofl:

Tn...Andy | 05-25-2006 11:39 AM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Quote:
Originally Posted by thorgrim Yup. Pretty soon fiat will be so worthless it won't be worth wiping your ass with.
Gave that advice to a dummy I was hunting with one day...."Ah, just use a dollar....they ain't worth nothing anyway"......he comes back with poop all over his hands ? "What happened ?" I asked. "Humfff.......you ever try to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickle ?" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

electric-amish | 05-25-2006 12:43 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread One word Pepto Bismal ok two words. I drink the stuff like soda and haven't needed toilet paper for weeks. SHTF somewhere else not aroud here.

Alpine5654 | 05-25-2006 01:45 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Call Ponce, maybe he can borrow you some T.P. :D

volzka | 05-25-2006 04:06 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Hey- This is too silly. Even the neandertals had that figured out. Take dump, wipe bum on fur coat-tail, walk on. I just bet they smelled a little funny's all. Volzka

aikitrader | 05-25-2006 04:23 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Let's see...if I remember the old adage... Leafs of three, use em for TP

Book | 05-25-2006 04:33 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread 1 Attachment(s) Attachment 14914 Might as well use what Bush uses...

wallew | 05-25-2006 06:29 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Ten people answered this thread an NO ONE got it right. What was used PRIOR to having indoor plumbing? The Sears & Roebuck catalog was ALWAYS a favorite. The women got the 'slick' pages and the guys got the 'ruff' stuff. Or try corn cobs. If you don't carry AT LEAST one out of date phone book in your bug out vehicle, then too bad. This paper is consistent with the current TP. And you can also use the pages to help start a fire. Com'n folks, use what you got for more than a hatrack, eh?

R MacDonald | 05-25-2006 07:17 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Quote:
Originally Posted by wallew The Sears & Roebuck catalog was ALWAYS a favorite.
Also... Many a young lad was entertained in the outhouse by the ladies' corset and swimsuit illustrations as well. :smile: http://www.wrvmuseum.org/journal/images/bikini3.jpg

GOLD DUCK | 05-25-2006 07:23 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread QWAK,In ancient ROME next to the BATHS were the FIRST comunity toilets and not gender seperated,the constent over flow from the baths flushed the long troughs with BUTT holes! They uses a NATURAL SPONGE on a stick with water,no one knows if they brought there own or used a COMUNAL SPONGE! Thats a FACT JACK! In the passed, people used a wet RAG and rinced it out,back then they had CLOTH DIPERS so it did not seem so strange and a lot better than CORN COBS or LEAVES! :smile: Personaly I have stock piled a case or two of TP,I see it as a GOOD investment! LOL the DUCK

Book | 05-25-2006 07:33 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Quote:
Also... Many a young lad was entertained in the outhouse by the ladies' corset and swimsuit illustrations as well. -R MacDonald
This thread could not have been a better setup for that post. :thumbs up :thumbs up :thumbs up :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :haha: :haha: :haha: BRAVO!!!

thorgrim | 05-26-2006 04:36 AM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread I don't know about the corn cob thing seems like that might be a little rough. How bout a pine cone?

telco_syd | 05-26-2006 07:51 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread you could try to solve this one by thinking "outside the box". You could try to do something to induce diahorrea and then the "dump" becomes a stream - just an air dry could be needed.

latemetal | 10-22-2006 07:59 AM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread My younger brother was into fishing and hunting, most of his t-shirts now have no sleeves. I always had a quarter roll of teepee in the tackle box.:aetsch:

RR_58 | 10-22-2006 10:00 AM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Quote:
Originally Posted by thorgrim (Post 257198) As for the teepee question it would depend on the time of year. I have actually used snow before..... can you say pucker power. Also big leaves but they got to be fresh.
Years agoI worked on a logging crew,one of the men actually used snowballs. For myself,I alway carry TP in my shirt & jacket pocket.(MRE issue). Before I started carrying I often used leaves.

teedub31 | 10-22-2006 10:25 AM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Never go into the woods without so paper handy. Remember Boy Scouts . Situation solved.

RR_58 | 10-22-2006 12:45 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Quote:
Originally Posted by thorgrim (Post 258124) I don't know about the corn cob thing seems like that might be a little rough. How bout a pine cone?
Pine cone!!! Now you're really "roughing it"....Corn cobs are actualy soft if all the kernels are off.

Metalophile | 11-13-2006 03:09 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread I wouldn't use FRN's. Don't you know about all the germs on those!

odinthedog | 11-13-2006 03:36 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread So this bear and a rabbit were squatting next to each other taking dumps. The bear asks the rabbit, "Hey, do you have any trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" "No", says the rabbit, "doesn't stick at all." "Good," says the bear, as he grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass. :haha:

R MacDonald | 11-13-2006 04:16 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Quote:
Originally Posted by odinthedog (Post 415397) So this bear and a rabbit were squatting next to each other taking dumps. The bear asks the rabbit, "Hey, do you have any trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" "No", says the rabbit, "doesn't stick at all." "Good," says the bear, as he grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass. :haha:
I've heard that one before... A true classic!

GoldWampum | 11-13-2006 04:37 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread Just take along a friend.

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demosfen | 11-16-2006 09:42 PM
Re: The "No TeePee" Scenario Thread How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art http://www.amazon.com/How-Shit-Woods...e=UTF8&s=books Includes a chapter for women too

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