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CoinHunter53562 | 02-09-2009 06:40 PM
Proud of my girlfriend! Some of you may remember a few months ago I started a thread about my first prep activity, and how my g/f dipped into the stash right away because she wasnt in the mood for any of the other food we had around the house. That caused a little friction between us but I got over it. Anyway, she had a bridal shower this weekend, and had bought a bunch of toilet paper as part of the gag portion. They ended up not using any of it so she asked me if she should try taking it back to the store for a refund. I laughed and said I had no idea. Right away she said, "You know what? I will just add it to our storage (stash) in the basement". I think she is seeing all the news reports and it confirms everything I was saying last year so she is seeing that I am not some paranoid freak preparing for nothing. I am glad that she is realizing where we are headed and is getting on board a little more each day. :coolbeer:

Caligula | 02-09-2009 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by CoinHunter53562 (Post 1559544) .... my g/f .... she .... in the mood .....caused a little friction between ..... ..... she had a bridal shower .....she ......she ..... she ......she ......she.....
:yippee::111::moon:

mayhem | 02-09-2009 07:27 PM
Re: Proud of my girlfriend! +1 We are at one thousand rolls and counting. Gonna be worth a fortune some day. Can't help it, Ponce got me started.

St. Germain | 02-09-2009 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mayhem (Post 1559635) +1 We are at one thousand rolls and counting. Gonna be worth a fortune some day. Can't help it, Ponce got me started.
All the Europeans,Asians near and far Easterners on thsi board are laughing and thinking ' only an American would buy a thousand rolls of toilet paper'.... LOL ST

mayhem | 02-09-2009 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by St. Germain (Post 1559661) All the Europeans,Asians near and far Easterners on thsi board are laughing and thinking ' only an American would buy a thousand rolls of toilet paper'.... LOL ST
When they all have itchy a$$ I will be selling rolls for an ounce of silver..:tongue_ma:

Twisted Avatar | 02-09-2009 07:59 PM
Re: Proud of my girlfriend! Or you can take a roll of toilet paper douce it with lighter fuild and burn it. It will last for a good will (like a tea light candle) Good know if your @$$ is freezing.

scyth | 02-09-2009 08:19 PM
Re: Proud of my girlfriend! All - True story. (Note: I have been building very large yachts for The obscenely rich for the last 29 years. Now, before anyone gets on a possible high horse, We provide family wage jobs with full benefits for upward of 1500 People, which, ultimately counts for me. I have ZERO problem with taking money, legally From the very rich.) Anyway, we had built a 130' for a Japanese businessman -this was back in the mid eighties - And the crew was preparing the boat for its journey From the West coast of the USA to Japan. I was keeping an eye on things the last couple weeks The boat was still at dock. What the crew absolutely filled the whole boat with were: Toilet paper. Tires. Hard liquor. Golf Balls. Athletic shoes. And I mean by the caseload, in every cabin, compartment and head. Apparently these items were relatively far less expensive in the US Than Japan. One of the damndest things I ever saw. scyth

Maxine | 02-09-2009 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by mayhem (Post 1559635) +1 We are at one thousand rolls and counting. Gonna be worth a fortune some day. Can't help it, Ponce got me started.
I have never thought of counting my stash in terms of rolls. I can see that we will soon have toilet paper fondling threads on here.:565:

Old Herb Lady | 02-09-2009 08:48 PM
Re: Proud of my girlfriend! I'm a toilet tissue hoarder too, I think I had about 1000 rolls at one time , too. I quit buying TP for a little while and stock baby wipes now.

Twisted Avatar | 02-09-2009 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Herb Lady (Post 1559887) I'm a toilet tissue hoarder too, I think I had about 1000 rolls at one time , too. I quit buying TP for a little while and stock baby wipes now.
Baby wipes are INDESTRUCTABLE. They will hang out in your septic system FOREVER. T

RatHoler | 02-09-2009 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by mamboni (Post 1559706) Well, in the Mad Max world to come, you might be cold, hungry and broke; but, you'll always have a clean bunghole.:applause_:applause_:applause_
We all know there is nothing more important than having the brown starfish sanitized. :moon: :banana:

Old Herb Lady | 02-09-2009 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Twisted Avatar (Post 1559923) Baby wipes are INDESTRUCTABLE. They will hang out in your septic system FOREVER. T
Twister, who in the hell flushes baby wipes, silly !! That'd be like flushing a washcloth.

Twisted Avatar | 02-09-2009 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Herb Lady (Post 1559963) Twister, who in the hell flushes baby wipes, silly !! That'd be like flushing a washcloth.
TENANTS :banghead::banghead::banghead:

Old Herb Lady | 02-09-2009 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Twisted Avatar (Post 1559965) TENANTS :banghead::banghead::banghead:
OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY !!!!!

Atahualpa | 02-09-2009 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by mayhem (Post 1559699) When they all have itchy a$$ I will be selling rolls for an ounce of silver..:tongue_ma:
A little basic hygiene (soap and water) is much better for that issue than toilet paper. You only need enough TP to take care of the immediate business, then take a shower...TP wiped clean ain't exactly clean. Funny how we cover all the little things around here, :rofl:

mtnman | 02-10-2009 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Maxine (Post 1559870) I have never thought of counting my stash in terms of rolls. I can see that we will soon have toilet paper fondling threads on here.:565:
PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!

mtnman | 02-10-2009 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Twisted Avatar (Post 1559923) Baby wipes are INDESTRUCTABLE. They will hang out in your septic system FOREVER. T
When you have a septic system a good rule is: If it didn't come out of you, it doesn't go in the septic. Use a trash can.

Maxine | 02-10-2009 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by mtnman (Post 1560400) PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!
Well why not? Enough gold gets stroked around here.

mtnman | 02-10-2009 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Atahualpa (Post 1560270) A little basic hygiene (soap and water) is much better for that issue than toilet paper. You only need enough TP to take care of the immediate business, then take a shower...TP wiped clean ain't exactly clean. Funny how we cover all the little things around here, :rofl:
Bidet......

Maxine | 02-10-2009 01:39 AM
Re: Proud of my girlfriend! Quote:
Originally Posted by Atahualpa (Post 1560270) A little basic hygiene (soap and water) is much better for that issue than toilet paper. You only need enough TP to take care of the immediate business, then take a shower...TP wiped clean ain't exactly clean. Funny how we cover all the little things around here, :rofl:
That is not really a TSHTF option though is it? Then take a shower. Or a bidet.

Atahualpa | 02-10-2009 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Maxine (Post 1560415) That is not really a TSHTF option though is it? Then take a shower. Or a bidet.
There are many ways to take a shower...it doesn't take a lot of water or much power. I lived in a tipi in New Mexico years ago and used a Sunshower everyday. Filled it up from the spring near the tipi and let it sit in the sun for awhile...not too long either, because it got too hot if you did. I think it was about 3 gallons...enough to wash my hair, soap up, and a good rinse. If you had to, you could fill the bag with warm water and use it without sun. In my RV I can shower using very little water also, you just can't stand in the showing with the water running the whole time if you are conserving water and waste tank space. It is easier and healthier to practice good hygiene than to store massive amounts of toilet paper, at least to me.

Silvestor | 02-10-2009 04:36 AM
Re: Proud of my girlfriend! Ten years ago I occasionally pre-partied at a drinking buddy's apartment before we would go out for the night. Nature would call frequently since we were big drinkers. After a while I noticed a black sock that was on the floor. A few weeks passed and the sock did not disappear. I finally asked my drinking buddy what was the deal with the black sock. It turns out his roommate Dave did not use TP. Dave would rinse the sock after use, and toss in back on the floor. http://i42.tinypic.com/2cys9z9.gif http://i44.tinypic.com/2hziz5d.jpg

RoadKing | 02-10-2009 06:27 AM
Re: Proud of my girlfriend! Skimpen on the TP can be beneficial in other ways as well..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ty/newsafe.jpg

Twisted Avatar | 02-10-2009 07:17 AM
Re: Proud of my girlfriend! Well Hells Bells............ You can do those "freee of charge" if you beileve in them that much

Zusn | 02-10-2009 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by CoinHunter53562 (Post 1559544) I will just add it to our storage (stash) in the basement".
Good for her, she's learning. btw, I sure miss having a basement.

CoinHunter53562 | 02-10-2009 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Zusn (Post 1561073) Good for her, she's learning. btw, I sure miss having a basement.
It's nice to have one but ours is pretty small compared to our last house which had a few hundred square feet of storage space down there. It was creepy as hell down there though, and both of us always had that feeling like someone was watching you. :no_ma:

ghostofagreatman | 02-10-2009 01:22 PM
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I think she is seeing all the news reports and it confirms everything I was saying last year so she is seeing that I am not some paranoid freak preparing for nothing.
Or she knows you are full of shit. sorry I could not resist walking through that wide open door. :tongue_ma:

platinumdude | 02-10-2009 01:24 PM
Re: Proud of my girlfriend! What was used in the old days, leaves?

ohioarmedneutrality | 02-10-2009 01:33 PM
Re: Proud of my girlfriend! Corn cobs, old Sears and Roebuck magazines, sponge on a stick, etc.

Twisted Avatar | 02-10-2009 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ohioarmedneutrality (Post 1561202) old Sears and Roebuck magazines,
One of the reasons why It got so popular was because the mags use to come with a hole punch in the upper corner so it could be hung up in the outhouse and be torn one page at a time. Goodthinking on there part.:ok: T

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Zusn | 02-10-2009 03:45 PM
Re: Proud of my girlfriend! Quote:
Originally Posted by CoinHunter53562 (Post 1561139) It's nice to have one but ours is pretty small compared to our last house which had a few hundred square feet of storage space down there. It was creepy as hell down there though, and both of us always had that feeling like someone was watching you. :no_ma:
Just the spirits of the dead buried under the house. :biggrin: I do know that feeling though. When I lived in PA, my friend lived in a house that was about 150 years old. Very nice 2 story house with 6 basements! The first basement had the washer/dryer and some other crap. There was a stairwell in the corner that took you down to the next level, and so on. There wasn't any electricity in the lower basements. We went down about 4 levels before I got freaked enough and headed back up. It was like sensory deprivation down there. Complete blackness! Looking back, I'd love to have that now. You could prep to your heart's content and never fill one or two of those basement levels (they were big). I can't imagine what it'd cost to dig that deep today to build a multilevel basement.

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